Aaron Gillespie

Motto: Yesterday is History, Tomorrow’s a Mystery, Today is a Gift- that’s why They Call it the “Present.”

 

 > I watched Kung Fu Panda with Christine on Saturday. (its where I got my motto for today) I would highly recommend it to anybody in need of something to turn a shitty day around. We both went into that movie fresh off of work and both a little stressed out. We came out of it pretty damned happy with life. We had one of the most important conversations of our entire relationship later that night. It was a good damned day all together. I’m still pretty jacked about the whole thing.

 

 > Facebook is crazy.

 > I am hungry.

 

 > I feel good. I’m not sure if it’s a residual effect from Saturday, if it’s cause I’ve had the day off so far, because I get the day off with Christine tomorrow… or possibly the pizza in the oven… or maybe from that dump I just took.

 > I said that last bit both because it was true, and also as a segway into my next point. We all know that I’m an advocate of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader series. They make my trips to the non-porta-potty here in the house trips to a realm of enlightenment and entertainment. In the past two days alone, I got the material I will use in my Top 5: and my quotes….

 

Top 5: Amazing Anagrams (stolen from Uncle John’s Curiously Compelling Bathroom Reader)

 

5. “The Roadrunner and Wile E. Coyote” becomes “Try a Cartoon Duel where None Die”

 

4. “ELECTION RESULTS” becomes “LIES! LET’S RECOUNT!”

 

 

3. “WILLIAM SHATNER” becomes “HI, SWELL MARTIAN!”

 

2. “JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE” becomes “I’M A JERK, BUT LISTEN”

 

1. “THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA” becomes “I SPOT ONE GIANT FLAW HERE”

 

(Don’t forget my anagram- “AARON ROSS GILLESPIE” becomes “ON A GIRL, I PLEASE”)

Inspirational Quotes: (also stole from uncle john)

“ Be what you are and say what you like because those to mind don’t matter, and those who matter, don’t mind “
         - Dr. Seuss -

” What would you attempt to do if you knew you would not fail? “
         - Dr. Robert Schuller –

 

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