Aaron Gillespie

Motto: P-A-R-T-wYoming Trip

> Yeah, It’s Been Like, Twelve Days Since the Last Update. Some Stuff Has Happened Since: Including-

 

> The Website Has a New Face. In Fact, The Website Has a New Website. If That Makes Any Sense. It’s all Different Now. I Like It: But I’m Not Used to it Yet. It Might Need a Tweak or Two Before I’m in Love with It Like the Last One.

> I went on Vacation to Mt. Rushmore, Wyoming and Whatnot. Here’s What Happened (in Outline Format!) -

 

A. We Saw the Tallest Two Guys I’ve Ever Seen.

1. One Probably 7’3 or 7’4ish who I Never Actually Interacted With.

2. Then There was Big Dave Murra.

a. Dave had a Saying on this Card he Handed to Me, It Read:

300lbs. 7’2

Eyes of Blue

16 in the Shoe

b. I Need to Get a Knock Off Saying, Maybe Something Like:

190lbs. 6’8

Eyes of Slate

Shoes Don’t Smell too Great

B. There was a LOT of Car Riding.

C. Mt. Rushmore is Cool

D. But So is Doing Stuff Other than Sitting in a Small Car

E. Here are a Few Pictures:

1. Mandatory Vacation People Picture with Where You Went in the Background

2. Picture of Myself Modeling Horns Hung Somewhere in Nebraska

3. No Comment

F. Glad to Be Home

> Man, I’m Not Liking This Update. You’d Better Love It. I’d Rather be Playing Hitman or Something. I Guess I Need to Remember that an Update Done Well is Twice as Sweet as Assassinating Corrupt Politicians

> I Saw ‘Click’ with Synthia in Topeka. It was Cool. Except I Think I Was Pick-Pocketed. Because Everything I Had in One Pocket Came Up Completely Absence When My Hand did the “Stuff I Carry Roll-Call� Pat-Down of My Pockets As we Left the Theater. Long Story Short, My Money was Taken Out of My Wallet, Then Somebody Turned it in, Claiming to Have Found It. However, They Did it 40 Minutes After We Gave Up Looking For It. Meaning They Had it the Whole Time. Gay.

> I Went Putt-Putting with Sir Josh Barker and Stew Today. It was Cool. Other than Stew Beat Me. What an Ass.

 

> Possibly the Biggest News of All:   SCAVENGER HUNT = AUGUST NINTH. The New Goals List is 95% Finished (although still not “final�)

 

> Redundancy is the Greatest

 

> Redundancy is the Greatest

 

> Redundancy is the Greatest

Top 5: Funniest Movies (I Can Think of Right Now)5. Wedding Crashers
4. Anchorman
3. Dodgeball
2. I Can’t Believe I’m Having this Brainfart
1. I Had this List Made Up Earilier in My Head, Now I Can’t REmember the Other Two, This Sucks
Quotes (Were Stolen Along with My Wallet From My Pocket, Not to Be Returned):” Yay! I Won a Hole! “
- Josh Barker, on the 17^th Hole at Putt-Putt (the first hole he did better than me and stew on) -

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